Overheard on Twitter: apelad
A freelance drug merchant just attempted to sell me his wares. Silly pusher, I'm high on life. @apelad
Joel is a writer...well he wants to be...he tries to be and is sometimes successful. He's also a husband and a new dad. Stick around for the highs and lows and you can say you knew him when.
A freelance drug merchant just attempted to sell me his wares. Silly pusher, I'm high on life. @apelad
My neighbors are fighting with the lights on and their windows open. That's way better than the Fresh Prince episode I was about to watch. @stefispice
sitting in world religion. my stomach is equally churning and yearning from and for another sausage biscuit @chaddbrooks
4yo asked if grownups ever need diapers. Explained old age incontinence. She said: "It's God who's doing it, right? Does God make you sick?" @zeldman
when I walk in the door, the kids ask what did I buy them...when they walk in the door and I ask, they roll their eyes at me @mummifiedx5
I blog about twitter and tweet about blogging. Sometimes I blog about tweeting about blogging. @problogger
Lips are just the mouth leaking out onto your face. @rainnwilson
Before there was Kids Bop...there was Kids Incorporated. @mr_professor
I just purchased a cactus...injuries are imminent @trish1981
