Things Ella Said During American Idol: Rat Pack Week
About Ryan's intro: Did Ryan just say "We'll see who sets the standard"? Ooh, puns!
About Randy's outfit: The necklace is BACK!
About Chris' assertion that "All (the Rat Pack) are dead": Ooh. Chris is very astute.
About Chris' assertion that "We can only do what we know how to do": Man! Chris is full of gems tonight.
About Jamie Foxx' reaction to Chris: Jamie sees how smart Chris is! He's very astute too.
About Kara's reaction to Kris: "Songs from this era give you a unique opportunity to show off you technical abilities...and this dress gives me a unique opportunity to show off my ta-ta's."
About Paula's dress: I wonder if she's wearing that to cover up her armpit fat.
About Paula's critiques: "Quiet confidence?" (Ella at this point grew silent and rubbed her forehead).
About Simon's description of Kris' performance as "wet": What the hell does that mean?
After Simon finished his critique: How does that connect to "wet"? And what the heck does a cocker spaniel have to do with it?
About Allison's interview: Allison no make the talky-talky very good.
About Jamie Foxx' direction of Allison: "Imagine the love flowing from your family into you and then out to the world!" Oh my God! He's one of those people!
About Allison's performance: She's a little too grabby-grabby with the microphone. She's not a diva yet!
About Randy's critique of Allison: Did he just say she wasn't hot until she came out lookin' like Brittany Murphy?
About Paula's critiques: You can tell from her comments that she's had a lot of therapy. You know, like one of those camps where you go away for the weekend and there's a lot of hugging...maybe some canoeing.
About Matt's song choice: That's not how you sing "My Funny Valentine" on Idol. This is the way you sing "My Funny Valentine" on Idol!
About Danny's song: "You're gonna love me, like nobody's loved me"? I don't really believe him.
About Danny's performance: His intro, walking out on stage while the music started was REALLY cool, but it was wasted on him. I was rootin' for him a little, but nope. We could have had a moment, Danny Gokey.
About Kara's reference to Danny's "Rat Pack Swagga": Kara was so turned on by that that she had to look away! Oh, my God! I don't...I can't... (see photo 8 for visual confirmation)
About Paula's critique of Danny: "I'm gonna keep this short. Stellar. Stellar. Stellar. Stellar. Stellar. Stellar. Stellar. Stellar. Stellar. Stellar. Stellar....(she went on for a while).
About the evening as a whole: I'd just to point out that all the guys are wearing tie clips.
About Adam's entry: The LOOOOOOONNNNGGGGGG Walk!
About Paula's exclamation of "I LOVE IT!" about Adam's theatricality: LMAO (she didn't say it, she did it).
About her reaction to the show as a whole: I think what this show really needs is an audio commentary. Maybe next year, we'll have to do a podcast!
Ella's Top Five Annoying Compliments from Paula, Best Left Unsaid:
5. You're our Michael Phelps.
4. Alluring and tender.
3. Innocent sensibility.
2. Stellar.
1. Quiet Confidence.
That's it for another week. Now I've gotta go learn how to make a podcast. The photos below represent nine stupid faces made on this week's show. Notice that four of them are Kara. JS
