Today's Top Five: Things "Chuck" is Better Than
Great SEASON finale last night. No spoilers here, but just wanted to share some thoughts on exactly where "Chuck" ranks in my pantheon of awesome. "Chuck" is better than all these things.
4. The NFL Draft - There was a time when draft day was like a little manly holiday in the barren wasteland known as "the offseason". Finding out the pieces that your team is adding to help get you over the hump (or reload if you're a fan of one of those "good teams") is incredibly exciting. But Draft day is nothing next to a day in the Buy More.
3. Icee - That sweet nectar of the gods that is the perfect combination of sweet and slushy (not to be confused with "slushie" which is a pale "Icee" imitator) is a beautiful thing. One of the highlights of living in the south (do they have these in the north?) but as much as I love a Coca-Cola Icee, I'd rather have a new episode of "Chuck". Sure, it may not keep me alive if I was dying of thirst in the desert (I'm not sure the Icee would either, to tell you the truth) but I'd die with a smile on my face. Can your favorite TV show do that?
2. Lazy Rivers - The Lazy River may be the single greatest human invention of all time. For those not familiar: it's a long and winding pool with a slight current, on which you float with inter-tubes, generally sipping a drink with an umbrella. I don't know about you, but this was my own personal image of heaven...until I saw this season's finale of "Chuck". Sorry, Lazy River. We'll always have Jamaica!
1. The Bandit's Trans Am - Mind you, I'm not saying that "Chuck" is better than the Bandit himself. Nothing is that cool. But, Special Agent Charles Carmichael and his crack team of Government sponsored bad a**** is cooler than the car by itself. And, since when I saw a Bandit Trans Am the other day I actually stopped to inquire about the price and whether he'd wanna trade straight up for my Camry, you should know that I love this car. Just not as much as I love "Chuck".
Save "Chuck" NBC!!!
